Pre-heat a large stockpot over medium-high heat, then sauté onion in olive oil with a big pinch of salt for 5 minutes, until onion is translucent.
Then add minced garlic and sauté for 30 seconds, followed by all of the spices (chili powder, oregano, cumin, paprika, salt, cloves, pepper...pre-measure them all into a small bowl so you can dump them in all at once) and toast for about a minute.
Add 8oz of beer and deglaze pan, then add 4 cups of water and lentils, cover the pot, and bring to a boil. Boil for 20 minutes, checking in on things and giving it an occasional stir.
Add crushed tomatoes and beans, stir it all up, then cover the pot again and turn the burner down to medium-low and simmer for 30 minutes. Stir it a few times until the lentils are nice and tender. During this 30 minutes, take note of how much liquid is cooking off -- you may want to add up to 2 cups of water to thin the chili out to your desired consistency.
Once finished, turn off the burner, add lime juice, maple syrup and taste for seasoning. Sometimes I’ll add a bit more salt or pepper, or any of the other spices you think it might need. I always find most chili recipes are far too mild for my liking so I use a heavy hand with spices so it’s extra hearty, warm, and satisfying. Nothing worse than bland chili, am I right?